Butter Cookie Recipe

Butter Cookie Recipe ~ Roll out cookies for all seasons

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You will need:

1C Butter 2 Tablespoons Orange Juice

1 C Sugar 1 Teaspoon Vanilla

1 Egg 2/12 Cups Flour

1 Teaspoon Baking Powder

*Mix first six ingredients with electric fluffy.

*Gradually stir in flour by hand until well mixed

*Chill 2 - 3 hrs until firm enough to roll out with rolling pin

*Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

*Roll out half of the dough on a floured surface until 1/8" - 1/4" thick.

*Cut with cutter and place on ungreased baking sheets

*Decorate at this stage with colored sugar, chocolate jimmies, raisins or nuts.

*Leave plain if you plant to decorate with icing.

*Bake 6-10 minutes until edges of cookie are light brown ~ Remove and cool on wire rack

Buttercream Icing Recipe

3 Cup Confectioners Sugar

1/3 Cup Butter

1 -2 Tablespoons Milk

1 Teaspoon Vanilla

Combine above ingredients until thoroughly mixed.

Humorous Christmas Cookie Recipe

I received this recipe in my email and I thought I would share it to liven up the Holidays.
Feel free to try this recipe out, I would suggest waiting until the kids are in bed!

Christmas Cookies

> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
>2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Crown Royal
- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large , fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
- At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
- Turn off the mixer thingy.
- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
- Mix on the turner.
- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
it loose with a dewscriver.
- Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
- Check the Crown Royal.
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table.
- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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